Oh no, Mr Bear — do not come inside.

This tee, tank, and singlet deliver peak cheeky energy with a deadpan warning that every bear will notice. Clean, bold lettering and a simple paw print keep the joke front and centre, while the soft cotton and relaxed fit make it an easy wear for clubs, gyms, or lazy Sunday mischief.

Fun, flirty, and straight to the point — a perfect piece for anyone who speaks fluent bear humour.