Kris Bee Bacon
I Made your Dad a Bottom T-Shirt
I Made your Dad a Bottom T-Shirt
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I Made Your Dad a Bottom
The design that broke the internet (and a few boundaries).
This one’s unapologetically bold, hilarious, and absolutely not safe for family dinners.
Whether you’re the one causing chaos or just proudly causing reactions, this print does the talking for you—with zero explanation needed.
Available in:
- 5 Colourways
- 3 Styles – Tee, Tank, and Singlet
- 3 Print Combos – choose from Black, White, or Brown graphic options, depending on how loud (or lethal) you want to be.
Why it's making headlines:
- Sassy. Savage. Soft-touch cotton.
- Premium fit for gym days, Bear Night, or just shaking things up at brunch.
- Pairs perfectly with confidence, attitude, and a twisted sense of humour.
⚠️ Adults Only.
Not for the shy. Not for your in-laws. Definitely for you.
We process orders from Monday to Thursday (excluding public holidays) between 8:00 AM and 4:00 PM AEST. Orders placed after this time will be processed on the next business day.
Depending on hive activity, it may take 1-2 business days for your order to leave our warehouse.
You’ll receive an email with tracking details as soon as your order has taken flight.
All orders are desptached from Sydney, Australia
Return Policy
You can read all about our return and exchange policy via the following link
https://www.krisbeebacon.com/pages/refund-policy
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Size Chart and Care Instructions
We take great care with our garment selection and here are some tips to care for your Tops and Bottoms.
Buzz Shorts (80% Polyester, 20% Spandex)
To keep your Buzz Shorts looking and feeling their best:
- Wash: Machine wash cold with similar colours.
- Bleach: Do not bleach.
- Dry: Avoid tumble drying; air dry instead.
- Iron: Use a low-temperature iron if needed.
- Dry Cleaning: Do not dry clean.
These shorts are designed to handle your active lifestyle—just treat them with care to maintain their quality and stretch.
Bee Bold Originals (100% Cotton)
To maintain the vibrancy and fit of your Bee Bold Originals:
- Wash: Machine wash cold with similar colours.
- Bleach: Do not bleach.
- Dry: Avoid tumble drying; air dry to preserve shape and softness.
- Iron: Use a low-temperature iron as needed.
- Dry Cleaning: Do not dry clean.
Crafted from premium cotton and hand-finished in Australia, these garments are made for comfort and style—caring for them ensures they stay as bold as you are.
Hive T-Shirts (100% Cotton)
To maintain the vibrancy and fit of your Hive T-Shirts:
- Wash: Machine wash cold with similar colours.
- Bleach: Do not bleach.
- Dry: Avoid tumble drying; air dry to preserve shape and softness.
- Iron: Use a low-temperature iron as needed.
- Dry Cleaning: Do not dry clean.
Crafted from premium cotton and hand-finished in Australia, these garments are made for comfort and style—caring for them ensures they stay as bold as you are.
Crop Tops (100% Cotton)
To maintain the vibrancy and fit of your Crop Tops:
- Wash: Machine wash cold with similar colours.
- Bleach: Do not bleach.
- Dry: Avoid tumble drying; air dry to preserve shape and softness.
- Iron: Use a low-temperature iron as needed.
- Dry Cleaning: Do not dry clean.
Crafted from premium cotton and hand-finished in Australia, these garments are made for comfort and style—caring for them ensures they stay as bold as you are.