I Made your Dad a Bottom Tank
I Made your Dad a Bottom Tank
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Description
Description
I Made Your Dad a Bottom
The design that broke the internet (and a few boundaries).
This one’s unapologetically bold, hilarious, and absolutely not safe for family dinners.
Whether you’re the one causing chaos or just proudly causing reactions, this print does the talking for you—with zero explanation needed.
Available in:
- 5 Colourways
- 3 Styles – Tee, Tank, and Singlet
- 3 Print Combos – choose from Black, White, or Brown graphic options, depending on how loud (or lethal) you want to be.
Why it's making headlines:
- Sassy. Savage. Soft-touch cotton.
- Premium fit for gym days, Bear Night, or just shaking things up at brunch.
- Pairs perfectly with confidence, attitude, and a twisted sense of humour.
⚠️ Adults Only.
Not for the shy. Not for your in-laws. Definitely for you.
Clothing Size Guide and Care page
Size Guide
Buzz Shorts & Singlet – Size & Care Guide
Buzz Shorts(80% Polyester, 20% Spandex)
To keep your Buzz Shorts looking and feeling their best:
Wash: Machine wash cold with similar colours.
Bleach: Do not bleach.
Dry: Avoid tumble drying; air dry instead.
Iron: Use a low-temperature iron if needed.
Dry Cleaning: Do not dry clean.
These shorts are designed to handle your active lifestyle—just treat them with care to maintain their quality and stretch.
| Buzz Shorts Size Chart | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1/2 Waist (cm) | 33.5 | 36 | 38.5 | 41 | 43.5 |
| Outside Seam (cm) | 38 | 39 | 40 | 41 | 42 |
| Inside Seam (cm) | 12.5 | 12.5 | 12.5 | 12.5 | 12.5 |
Bee Bold Original Singlet Size Guide
Find your perfect fit with our Bee Bold Original Singlet Size Chart. Measure your length and width to ensure the best comfort and style tailored to you.
Measurements: Accurate sizing from S to 3XL.
Guide: Easy width and length references.
| Bee Bold Original Singlet Size Chart | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Length (cm) | 70 | 72 | 74 | 76 | 78 | 80 |
| Width (cm) | 50.5 | 53 | 55.5 | 58 | 60.5 | 63 |
| Bee Bold Original Singlet Size Chart | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Length (cm) | 70 | 72 | 74 | 76 | 78 | 80 |
| Width (cm) | 50.5 | 53 | 55.5 | 58 | 60.5 | 63 |
Bee Bold T-Shirt Size Chart (S–3XL)
Find your perfect fit with our Bee Bold T-shirt size guide. Includes chest width and length in cm for sizes S to 3XL, plus a helpful measurement diagram.
Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL
Measurement Units: Centimeters (cm)
| Bee Bold Original T-Shirt Size Chart Size / cm | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Length (cm) | 70 | 72 | 74 | 76 | 78 | 80 |
| Width (cm) | 49 | 53 | 57 | 61 | 65 | 68.5 |
| Bee Bold Original T-Shirt Size Chart Size / cm | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Length (cm) | 70 | 72 | 74 | 76 | 78 | 80 |
| Width (cm) | 49 | 53 | 57 | 61 | 65 | 68.5 |
Bee Bold Originals (100% Cotton)
To maintain the vibrancy and fit of your Bee Bold Originals:
Wash: Machine wash cold with similar colours.
Bleach: Do not bleach.
Dry: Air dry only; avoid tumble drying.
Iron: Use a low-temperature iron if needed.
Dry Cleaning: Do not dry clean.
Crafted from premium cotton and hand-finished in Australia, these garments are made for comfort and style—caring for them ensures they stay as bold as you are.
| Bee Bold Original Tank Size ChartSize / cm | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Length | 70 | 72 | 74 | 76 | 78 | 80 |
| Width | 52.5 | 55 | 57.5 | 60 | 62.5 | 65 |
Crop Tops (100% Cotton)
To maintain the vibrancy and fit of your Crop Tops:
Wash: Machine wash cold with similar colours.
Bleach: Do not bleach.
Dry: Avoid tumble drying; air dry to preserve shape and softness.
Iron: Use a low-temperature iron as needed.
Dry Cleaning: Do not dry clean.
Crafted from premium cotton and hand-finished in Australia, these garments are made for comfort and style—caring for them ensures they stay as bold as you are.
| Size / cm | XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Body Width | 47.5 | 50 | 52.5 | 55 | 57.5 | 60 |
| Body Length | 44 | 45 | 46.5 | 74.5 | 48.5 | 49.5 |
Fitted Tee Size Chart (Womens)
Premium cotton
Classic women’s fit
Featured Pip Label
Hand Pressed in Australia
| Size / cm | XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Body Width | 45.5 | 48 | 50.5 | 53 | 55.5 | 58 |
| Body Length | 63.5 | 64.5 | 65.5 | 66.5 | 67.5 | 68.5 |