Kris Bee Bacon
My carpet is ruined Singlet - LIMIT ONE PER PERSON
My carpet is ruined Singlet - LIMIT ONE PER PERSON
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Drama. Drag. Devastation.
My Carpet Is Ruined is pure camp chaos—featuring a big-haired queen, a splash of scandal, and a mess nobody’s cleaning up. Printed in full technicolour filth, this design delivers maximum shock and total serve.
Made from soft, durable midweight cotton across all three styles. Whether you’re on stage, off duty, or mid-confession, this tee, tank, or singlet is your perfect scene partner.
- 180 GSM cotton
- Pre-shrunk & double stitched
- Loud, lewd, legendary
- Available in a Tee, Tank, and Singlet
Warning: May cause slippery situations.
Limited supply one per person.
We process orders from Monday to Thursday (excluding public holidays) between 8:00 AM and 4:00 PM AEST. Orders placed after this time will be processed on the next business day.
Depending on hive activity, it may take 1-2 business days for your order to leave our warehouse.
You’ll receive an email with tracking details as soon as your order has taken flight.
All orders are desptached from Sydney, Australia
Return Policy
You can read all about our return and exchange policy via the following link
https://www.krisbeebacon.com/pages/refund-policy
Provide shipping and return policy here.
Size Chart and Care Instructions
We take great care with our garment selection and here are some tips to care for your Tops and Bottoms.
Buzz Shorts (80% Polyester, 20% Spandex)
To keep your Buzz Shorts looking and feeling their best:
- Wash: Machine wash cold with similar colours.
- Bleach: Do not bleach.
- Dry: Avoid tumble drying; air dry instead.
- Iron: Use a low-temperature iron if needed.
- Dry Cleaning: Do not dry clean.
These shorts are designed to handle your active lifestyle—just treat them with care to maintain their quality and stretch.
Bee Bold Originals (100% Cotton)
To maintain the vibrancy and fit of your Bee Bold Originals:
- Wash: Machine wash cold with similar colours.
- Bleach: Do not bleach.
- Dry: Avoid tumble drying; air dry to preserve shape and softness.
- Iron: Use a low-temperature iron as needed.
- Dry Cleaning: Do not dry clean.
Crafted from premium cotton and hand-finished in Australia, these garments are made for comfort and style—caring for them ensures they stay as bold as you are.
Hive T-Shirts (100% Cotton)
To maintain the vibrancy and fit of your Hive T-Shirts:
- Wash: Machine wash cold with similar colours.
- Bleach: Do not bleach.
- Dry: Avoid tumble drying; air dry to preserve shape and softness.
- Iron: Use a low-temperature iron as needed.
- Dry Cleaning: Do not dry clean.
Crafted from premium cotton and hand-finished in Australia, these garments are made for comfort and style—caring for them ensures they stay as bold as you are.
Crop Tops (100% Cotton)
To maintain the vibrancy and fit of your Crop Tops:
- Wash: Machine wash cold with similar colours.
- Bleach: Do not bleach.
- Dry: Avoid tumble drying; air dry to preserve shape and softness.
- Iron: Use a low-temperature iron as needed.
- Dry Cleaning: Do not dry clean.
Crafted from premium cotton and hand-finished in Australia, these garments are made for comfort and style—caring for them ensures they stay as bold as you are.