Drama. Drag. Devastation.

My Carpet Is Ruined is pure camp chaos—featuring a big-haired queen, a splash of scandal, and a mess nobody’s cleaning up. Printed in full technicolour filth, this design delivers maximum shock and total serve.

Made from soft, durable midweight cotton across all three styles. Whether you’re on stage, off duty, or mid-confession, this tee, tank, or singlet is your perfect scene partner.

• 180 GSM cotton
• Pre-shrunk & double stitched
• Loud, lewd, legendary
• Available in a Tee, Tank, and Singlet

Warning: May cause slippery situations.

Limited supply one per person.